Much was made of the hostile atmosphere awaiting Europe at this year’s Ryder Cup and the excitement for Team USA to play in front of a New York crowd.
But following two days of team golf Europe had taken hostages in the land of the free.
Harris English and Collin Morikawa vs Rory McIlroy and Tommy Fleetwood, had the balance of a third round FA Cup tie or a Jake Paul fight, as the 132nd best possible pairing (according to Data Golf) met the dynamic duo of the alternate shot format.
US captain Keegan Bradley was evidently stubborn to fall on his sword, after he decided to run the pairing back for a second day. A decision dictated either from an appetite for punishment or a distaste for statistical logic.
The other pairings didn’t make much more of an impression. Scottie Scheffler and Russell Henley were hampered after Henley was denied access to the front tees. Meanwhile Justin Rose defined swagger as he walked in putts against a disgruntled Bryson DeChambeau, unbeknownst to the hundreds of TikTok edits that would follow.

It’s tough to explain what unfolded in the singles. Maybe the European boys had ran out of Luke Donald’s aromatic shampoo supply, or had even slept with their curtains slightly ajar. Was complacency setting in?
The Americans were putting points on the board. Cameron Young and Justin Thomas started them off, dispatching the prolific European duo of Rose and Fleetwood respectively. Then came DeChambeau, recovering from five-down to clinch what had seemed an unattainable half-point from the inform Matt Fitzpatrick.
Ludvig Åberg was the only calm head amongst a European side flirting with the biggest collapse in Ryder Cup history, besting Patrick Cantlay for a much needed point and easing some pressure off the tail-enders. Half a point would retain the Ryder Cup for team Europe.
Cometh the hour cometh the man, Shane Lowry. The McIlroy cheerleader and bodyguard picked for ‘vibes’, and his balls of steel. The 2019 Open Champion is more than capable of holding his own, and didn’t need to prove it, but some needed reminding.
The Irishman sunk his putt on eighteen after graciously accepting a read from Henley, who committed the cardinal match-play sin…leaving a winning putt short.
Lowry became the only man that day to go three-under over the last four holes, with the final putt clinching the half-point and provoking a fit of uncoordinated joy that left him gasping for air.
The cup was retained and a new Donald had taken America by storm. President Trump made no accusations of rigging on this occasion, but some US fans online were quick to call out Viktor Hovland’s sick-note.

See you in 2027 for the three-peat!







